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Joined: 8/15/2002
Posts: 2710
Posted on Monday, February 17, 2003 9:50:00 AM

Еще одно маленькое глупенькое письмо счастья в которыя я не верю. Мне понравилась картинка и то, что там написанно (если не принимать во внимание рассылку это окружающим).

"Счастье не может быть вечным, если им не делиться с друзьями, близкими тебе людьми или просто теми, кому ты желаешь добра."
Так давайте же дарить друг другу счастье..........
Joined: 10/10/2001
Posts: 9593
Posted on Monday, February 17, 2003 10:07:00 AM
Он подарил ей счастье, а она потребовала алименты впридачу.

Напомнило мне анекдот, не знаю если уже было:

Teacher in grade 3 is asking pupils to give examples of words, which would associate with the word "beautiful". Little Mary raises her hand:
- flowers are beautiful
- that's right Mary, very good
Then little Gary raises his hand:
- skies are beautiful
- very good, skies indeed can be beautiful
Then little Johnny lifts his hand:
- pregnancy....
-how is that, Johnny?
-well, last night my 14-year old sister came to our dad and said that she was pregnant, and my dad said: "beautiful, just fucking beautiful"...
Joined: 1/30/2003
Posts: 22206
Posted on Monday, February 17, 2003 10:18:00 AM
Esli uj anekdoti na angliyskom travit, tak gospoda izvolte...

A rich man and a poor man had their wedding annivesries at the same day, so one day ezrlier the poor guy asks the rich what did he get for his wife.
- Well - says the rich guy - I bought her a diamond ring and a corvette
- Why did you get her 2 things?
- Because if she doesm't like the ring, she can still be happy with her brand new corvette
So the next day the rich guy asks the poor what did he get for his wife and the poor guy says:
- I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers
- Why did you get 2 things?
- 'Cause if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!!!
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