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Joined: 11/14/2005
Posts: 3028
Posted on Friday, December 8, 2006 2:12:58 PM
 
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Distinguishing Features: Athletic build, ill-fitting, cheap ethnic costume that's not native to Africa, dark-skinned, beaten down expression.

Habitat: A wide spectrum of mid-priced Moscow restaurants, including Korchma Taras Bulba, Bochka, La Cantina. Signum Khokholus is closely related to the more highly evolved Spirtom Nalitum (African Barman), who can be found serving drinks at elitny clubs and restaurants and appears to enjoy himself.

Danger if Provoked: Low. The Signum Khokholus' patience is legendary, and it has been known to endure up to five years of ridicule at the hands of drunk, racist Russians without cracking, while even managing to graciously open the door every time a new party arrives.

Mortal Weakness: Russian girls, foreigners who speak English to them,
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ну, блин, ё-моё, Анджела Олеговна
Joined: 3/23/2003
Posts: 27
Posted on Friday, December 8, 2006 2:36:29 PM
 
Joined: 3/1/2002
Posts: 51165
Posted on Friday, December 8, 2006 2:40:32 PM
 
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на т-вке минимум раз 5 выставляли, "enlightened"
Joined: 11/14/2005
Posts: 3028
Posted on Friday, December 8, 2006 4:23:04 PM
 
Не гони, афрохохол новый
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ну, блин, ё-моё, Анджела Олеговна
Joined: 5/29/2004
Posts: 11995
Posted on Friday, December 8, 2006 4:29:13 PM
 
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на т-вке минимум раз 5 выставляли, "enlightened"»


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Disco and classical had sex while watching a sci-fi movie. Their child: trance.
Joined: 11/3/2006
Posts: 576
Posted on Friday, December 8, 2006 5:26:36 PM
 

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