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Joined: 9/5/2001
Posts: 3745
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 1:41:15 AM
 
Правда на English ;)

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN
AT THE
"LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS"
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY
Monday, August 31, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PMfor 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PMfor 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PMfor 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries
and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PMfor 2 hours.


Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to
all the ladies for
the best chuckle of their day!
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Любое частное мнение обладает эксклюзивным правом на молчание...
Joined: 9/3/2001
Posts: 22722
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 1:49:57 AM
 
если не ошибаюсь это как раз курс для канадских женщин
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When the pony dies, the ride is over
Joined: 3/2/2006
Posts: 9852
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 4:36:56 AM
 
Ты забыла паследний step этай праграммы:
Class 15
Castration - it doesn't hurt at all! usefull tips and techniques. bugaga


вай донч ю гоу энд айрон май ширт инстэд, бич! бугага
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Джаб лукин айд раза би пат кукин
Last edited by crack605 on Friday, October 27, 2006 4:45:00 AM
 
Joined: 10/27/2006
Posts: 2
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 9:23:17 AM
 
«если не ошибаюсь это как раз курс для канадских женщин»

эта граница между м-ж в ебанаде давно уже стерта.
Joined: 7/25/2004
Posts: 330
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 10:31:22 AM
 
какая-то феминистская хуетень
Joined: 7/26/2005
Posts: 2313
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 11:27:26 AM
 
Маразм крепчал и клюшки гнулись…
Joined: 5/14/2006
Posts: 1120
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 11:30:40 AM
 
I thought it was super funny:)
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www.mystery-school.net
Joined: 8/28/2006
Posts: 370
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 11:53:27 AM
 
where's the sign-up sheet?
Joined: 9/16/2005
Posts: 15506
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 12:26:14 PM
 
«Ты забыла паследний step этай праграммы:
Class 15
Castration - it doesn't hurt at all! usefull tips and techniques. bugaga


вай донч ю гоу энд айрон май ширт инстэд, бич! бугага»


Луче наверное - ду ит ёрселф.
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"Когда у тебя в руках есть молоток, все вокруг похоже на гвоздь."
Joined: 1/31/2003
Posts: 123
Posted on Friday, October 27, 2006 12:54:04 PM
 
LOL
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