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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 10:43:47 PM
 
ya etu fotku vzyal iz gazetti v shtate utah. vot eta zhenschina i ee muzh posadili sebe na zabor tablichko "ostorozhno, tut debili" potomu chto u ih sosedei sin debil. sosedi govoriat chto oni bigots i raduutsa chto ih sin chitat' ne umeet, a oni govoriat chto ih sin kamniami v nih brosaetsa. a sheriff prinimaet neitralitet.
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 10:46:35 PM
 
«[quote][quote] u toi zhenschini muzh bednii i dazhe ne breetsa, no vidimo harakter u nevo gorazdo lucshe chem u tebya. s plohim harakterom mozhno bit' uspeshnim tolko esli ti multimillioner ili krasavec.»

а пчему у бедного небритого мужа характер хороший, потому что он живет в бедности с реднечкой и еще не повесился?

и неужели среди миллионов успешных людей все или красавцы или миллионеры или с хорошим характером?

бедные лузерские родители...
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 10:47:46 PM
 
«ya etu fotku vzyal iz gazetti v shtate utah. vot eta zhenschina i ee muzh posadili sebe na zabor tablichko "ostorozhno, tut debili" potomu chto u ih sosedei sin debil. sosedi govoriat chto oni bigots i raduutsa chto ih sin chitat' ne umeet, a oni govoriat chto ih sin kamniami v nih brosaetsa. a sheriff prinimaet neitralitet.»

хуяссе поучительная история
год блесс америка
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 10:50:42 PM
 
««[quote][quote] u toi zhenschini muzh bednii i dazhe ne breetsa, no vidimo harakter u nevo gorazdo lucshe chem u tebya. s plohim harakterom mozhno bit' uspeshnim tolko esli ti multimillioner ili krasavec.»

а пчему у бедного небритого мужа характер хороший, потому что он живет в бедности с реднечкой и еще не повесился?

и неужели среди миллионов успешных людей все или красавцы или миллионеры или с хорошим характером?

бедные лузерские родители...»


potomu chto evo zhena naprimer gorazdo bolee krasivaya chem gucci? "rednechka" kstati net takovo slova. est' cowgirl. t.e. eto ne unizitel'no.

ya vo pervih govoril pro uspeshnost', vsmisle chto bi imet' krasivuu zhenschinu. a moi roditeli ved' v ussr bili. tam bogatih ludei ne bilo. poetomu tam bilo vse po drugomu. i ya dumau u menya roditeli normalnie.
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 10:57:35 PM
 
у гуччи в одном пальце больше шарма чем у етой колхозницы было в 18 лет, не говоря уже про то на что она сейчас похожа

а родители бедные в смысле что сын болен
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:00:45 PM
 
«"rednechka" kstati net takovo slova. est' cowgirl. t.e. eto ne unizitel'no.»

учи матчасть

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Joined: 7/22/2006
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:01:00 PM
 
vi prosto znaete chto takie kak gucci na vashi immigrantskie ponti vedetsa. a lubaya amerikanskaya zhenschina vas bi poslala. i etu "kolhoznitsu" mozhno tak zhe prekrasno odet' v krasivoe plat'e. hotya ya bi ee i v etoi odezhde ne proch' bi imet'. gucci kstati tozhe odeta kak "kolhozhnitsa", posmotrite na ee fotku v shortah, eta zhenschina hotia bi v jeansah, eto prosto, no so vkusom.
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:02:56 PM
 
«учи матчасть

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me»


eto normalnie ludi nazivaut white trash, tolko sama ona sebya redneck nazivaet. takie zhivut v texase a ne v utah.
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:06:07 PM
 
ladno, vot vam fotka amerikanochki:
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4435/carb57ve.jpg
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:06:08 PM
 
«vi prosto znaete chto takie kak gucci na vashi immigrantskie ponti vedetsa. a lubaya amerikanskaya zhenschina vas bi poslala. i etu "kolhoznitsu" mozhno tak zhe prekrasno odet' v krasivoe plat'e. hotya ya bi ee i v etoi odezhde ne proch' bi imet'. gucci kstati tozhe odeta kak "kolhozhnitsa", posmotrite na ee fotku v shortah, eta zhenschina hotia bi v jeansah, eto prosto, no so vkusom.»

причем джинсы вранглер

см пункт 3

urban dictionary

red neck

Usually a white male with limited education - someone who is generally intolerant of other people who differ and/or disagree with his thinking & outlook. These folks tend to look at the world in black & white terms - there are no shades of gray, or room for flexibility.

These folks live all over the country with the heaviest concentration in the southeast & midwest.

Some characteristics of " red necks "

1. White male
2. Drinks lots of beer
3. Wears Wrangler jeans
4. Wears tshirts,sweatshirts that are usually too small
5. Usually has a beer gut from drinking lots of beer
6. Lives on junk food, lots of beef, fried chicken
7. Nascar fan
8. Outdoor hobbies/activities - fishing, hunting
9. Drives a pickup truck
10. Hates Liberals, Gays, Minorities
11. Does not read much except cheap magazines
12. Often treats women like 2nd class citizens
13. Strict with his kids - often will use physical force to discipline his kids
14. Usually not open to reasoning & negotiation
15. Supported & Voted for George W. Bush
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Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country?
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:06:58 PM
 
«ladno, vot vam fotka amerikanochki:
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4435/carb57ve.jpg»


у американочки руки длиннее чем ноги
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:07:18 PM
 
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/1088/carb37el.jpg
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:08:52 PM
 
da, miss universe mogut sorevnovatsa s bednoi 35-40letnei zhenschinoi iz utah. a vot s amerikanochkoi esli ih postavit' vmeste, to oni vse rastaut ot zavisti.
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:12:39 PM
 
««ladno, vot vam fotka amerikanochki:
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4435/carb57ve.jpg»


у американочки руки длиннее чем ноги»


a chto pravda u nee ruki dlinie? ya ei esche nikogda ne delal takoi kompliment. ya v osnovnom govoru pro ee litso i pro zadnicu.
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Posted on Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:13:10 PM
 
вот интересный роман, приписывающийся Набокову, в котором герой стесняется и ненавидит мать которая его кормит

не узнаешь себя?

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