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Joined: 9/5/2001
Posts: 3745
Posted on Thursday, March 2, 2006 11:36:56 PM
 
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth
Joined: 4/11/2002
Posts: 17176
Posted on Friday, March 3, 2006 7:21:59 AM
 
ну чё с тобой опять случилось?
Joined: 6/12/2003
Posts: 11311
Posted on Friday, March 3, 2006 11:12:22 PM
 
Вообше хуиня по своеи идее. Но про пердеж с давлением и про бога мне понравилось )
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Ябычаю...
Joined: 12/6/2002
Posts: 98
Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 10:15:00 PM
 
Who is the wife?
The object created for the divorcement.
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How can you turn the kitty to the bitch?
Marry her.
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Why the divorcement is so expensive?
Because it is worth.
Joined: 3/5/2006
Posts: 2302
Posted on Tuesday, March 7, 2006 10:27:18 PM
 
Нах, на 8е Марта такое постить???
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Вихрь, ух закручу, заверчу...
Joined: 5/3/2005
Posts: 784
Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 12:08:01 AM
 
Про пердежь очень глубокомысленно замечено
Joined: 3/5/2002
Posts: 19784
Posted on Wednesday, March 8, 2006 12:17:20 AM
 
«Нах, на 8е Марта такое постить???»

Какие у нас тут щепетильно-чувствительные участники....
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