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Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 9:48:32 PM
 
скоро всё рухнет
Joined: 2/19/2004
Posts: 17224
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 9:51:16 PM
 
Земля налетит на небесную ось?
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C приветом, KIM [Team Снусмумрик]
Joined: 3/13/2002
Posts: 5
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 9:52:58 PM
 
куда бежать?
Joined: 11/23/2004
Posts: 12274
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 9:54:50 PM
 
Аааа, ..."российские ученые изменят гравитационное поле земли"... или чё та в етим роди...
Joined: 5/26/2002
Posts: 8438
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 9:55:33 PM
 
- белая горячка
- гарячии, савсэм гарячии (c)
Joined: 6/14/2005
Posts: 15841
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 9:59:22 PM
 
"CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected
a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that
dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids,
planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the
swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to
the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15
a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting-
edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert
Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to
NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system
is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles
spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of
what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by
mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from
Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his
theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could
escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated
that information about objects that have been sucked in can be
emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful,
handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and
watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what
the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the
alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the
agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking
images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large
asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of
acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event
horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense
curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to
fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole,
the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles
everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually
reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed
before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a
"space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million
light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but
perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket
scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such
a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth
might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos
cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the
size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It
might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.""
Joined: 11/23/2004
Posts: 12274
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:04:32 PM
 
Форд, шриньк хотел бы встретиться с тобой. Срочно.
Joined: 12/12/2004
Posts: 1841
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:12:19 PM
 
А еще говорят на нас движется то ли планида, то ли комета. Так вот ученые все по цифрам подсчитали и сказали в котором году, да в который час она на Землю сядет.
Joined: 6/14/2005
Posts: 15841
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:14:05 PM
 
Не комета, а астероид. Но он уже не успеет...
Joined: 12/30/2004
Posts: 20591
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:33:06 PM
 
Andromeda

точнее

горячий, совсем белый
(с) тов. Саахов
Joined: 5/26/2002
Posts: 8438
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:37:34 PM
 
вурдалак, точно. забыла уже:)
Joined: 11/23/2004
Posts: 12274
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:38:18 PM
 
vurdalak, :))))))))))))
Joined: 10/1/2003
Posts: 6154
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:40:20 PM
 
ЧТО ДЕЛАТЬ?
Joined: 10/17/2005
Posts: 2276
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:49:02 PM
 
«ЧТО ДЕЛАТЬ?»

Ну вот , а вы все о каких то проблемах. Посылках, деньгах, паспортах, квартирах Springах и прочей фигне. О возвышенном нужно думать. Memento Mori как говорится. В 14 году зто все на..бнется и никакие визы, гражданства и miss bikini никого не спасут. Пох..изм и анархия forever.
Joined: 11/21/2005
Posts: 2
Posted on Monday, November 21, 2005 10:51:19 PM
 
Не знаю как вы, а я уже предпринимаю меры.
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