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Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 3:34:00 PM
 
Your car costs more than your college education



Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not

Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn)



Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friends.



Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone



You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents



People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can



Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"



You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki



You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinner



You know all the cops by their first names



You know someone who works at a dental lab



You are somehow related to most of the people you know



You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit



At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shmal'...



Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB



You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne).



You met your girl playing strip durak at the last party you went to.



Everyone you know has a ruchka of smirnoff in their trunk.



You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself).



You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka



You know more than 30 Olgas, Annas, Natashas, and Vikas



Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years already on the resume, yet they been in US for only 4...



You major in Computer Science or in worst case scenario Information Systems (but you still barely know how to turn on a computer).



You have a personalized license plate.



When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts.



Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?"



Your fake id is the International Driving License who you got through your friend who goes to Kingsburough.



You used to work out, but you don't anymore. If you do workout, you must wear all you golden chains and bracelets.



Lifting a cigarette while drinking coffee counts as an exercise.



Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long.

You're proud to be Russian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Russian friends!
Joined: 1/9/2003
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Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 3:36:00 PM
 
хуйнякакаято

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Joined: 6/14/2005
Posts: 421
Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 3:44:00 PM
 
snachala nadobilo napisat'!


You know that you are Russian if:

i nachinaesh perechislyat'! a to , deistvitel'no huinya kakay ato nenachataya i nezakonchataya poluchaetsya!
Joined: 1/9/2003
Posts: 9944
Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 3:45:00 PM
 
да не, сам текст тоже полная хуйня, ну может, за исключением пары пунктов

К тому же этот тут уже выставляли пару недель назад

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Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 4:02:00 PM
 
Я не большой любитель делать категоричные заявления, т.к. допускаю свою неправоту. Но это действительно, хоть и не абсолютная, но хуйня.
Кожа летом - струсы или носки?

You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne).

Авотхуй - Фаренгейт, и то мне этого пузырька до конца жизни моих внуков хватит.

You know all the cops by their first names

А вот за такое оскорбление можно и в пачку.

Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long.

А за такие слова я бы даже расстрелял.
Joined: 9/16/2005
Posts: 15467
Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 4:03:00 PM
 
Нечетал потому Хуйнякакайата.
Уровень вотки в крови.
Уровень вина в крови.
Уровень пива в крови.

Joined: 9/21/2004
Posts: 600
Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 4:05:00 PM
 
Не дабавили - когда спрашывают "скажите, вы гусский?" делает козью морду и гаварит "Ни! Я украи-:нець!"
Joined: 9/26/2005
Posts: 375
Posted on Wednesday, October 5, 2005 4:05:00 PM
 
пропаганда!
Joined: 8/17/2005
Posts: 2710
Posted on Thursday, October 6, 2005 1:26:00 AM
 
a few truthful points, but other than that, its a collection of ravings of a madman
Joined: 1/8/2003
Posts: 2739
Posted on Thursday, October 6, 2005 1:39:00 AM
 
Уже писал сюда это, копи райт протекшен дазнт ворк, ай вил сю ёр эс



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