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Joined: 6/15/2005
Posts: 150
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 12:25:00 PM
 
MASTERCARD" WEDDING

You gotta love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a large wedding with about 300 guests...At he reception after the wedding, the groom got up on Stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
Commercial out of this:

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.....$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride and
the best man having sex..........Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything
else there's MASTERCARD!!!!!!!
Joined: 10/25/2004
Posts: 935
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 12:35:00 PM
 
Браво!!! Мужик жжот... Хоть оттянулся...
Joined: 3/5/2002
Posts: 19784
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 12:46:00 PM
 
Давайте теперь из него сделаем национального героя.
Joined: 2/4/2003
Posts: 15348
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 12:49:00 PM
 
зачъот!
Joined: 2/19/2004
Posts: 17224
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 12:51:00 PM
 
Флай, какой нации? :)

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С приветом, KIM [Team Куда уехал цЫрк?]
Joined: 10/25/2004
Posts: 935
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 12:52:00 PM
 
Флаич, и назовём его Алдар Косэ
Joined: 11/12/2003
Posts: 21852
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 1:11:00 PM
 
Алдар Косэ более благородный чем тот тип что выставил фотки своей бывшей пассии не гнушившись столь грязненькой и гаденькой мести.
Joined: 6/21/2001
Posts: 10125
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 1:16:00 PM
 
жестоко
Joined: 10/25/2004
Posts: 935
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 1:37:00 PM
 
Но справедливо!

Хава, а как возвышенно и прекрасно было наверное ебать лучшего друга жениха, и не раз, при этом готовясь к свадьбе, целуя жениха в ЗАГСЕ и оттягиваясь на ресепшин...

Чувак ещё умный оказался и хитрый... Мог бы просто бейсбольной битой укокошить как узнал, и сесть за это на 300 лет
Joined: 6/21/2001
Posts: 10125
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 1:41:00 PM
 
на фига этот спектакль нах, интересно или его родители там были...
Joined: 10/25/2004
Posts: 935
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 1:44:00 PM
 
Нафига спектакль?!! думаю затем-же зачем ей был нужен спекталь со свадьбой на 300 человек...

Хотя конечно спектакль, и родители его там наверняка были....

Joined: 8/3/2003
Posts: 1791
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 1:57:00 PM
 
аффтор: эта баян. я эту историю читал пару лет назад нах.
Joined: 10/29/2004
Posts: 803
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 3:22:00 PM
 
Молоток!!! Так их сук!!!
Joined: 9/16/2005
Posts: 15506
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 3:29:00 PM
 
Не... не круто. луче битой.
Joined: 10/25/2004
Posts: 935
Posted on Wednesday, September 28, 2005 3:53:00 PM
 
У каждого додика - своя методика
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