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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:40:00 PM
 
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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:42:00 PM
 
So ?

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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:42:00 PM
 
Fuck the french!!!
NUmber 1, make it so
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:42:00 PM
 
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:43:00 PM
 
гыгы Сексузу возбудицца
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:44:00 PM
 
с макдональдсом впечатлила
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:46:00 PM
 
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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:48:00 PM
 
What's Iraq got to do with anything ?

btw, Pepsi sponsors anti-Israeli groups all the time.

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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:49:00 PM
 
dude, those kids don't even look Arab, they looks more like Afghanis or other persian, you racist !
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:54:00 PM
 
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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:56:00 PM
 
SM, мне пох, ты лучше скажи мне как те деука, а =) ?
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:56:00 PM
 
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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:57:00 PM
 
деука ок.. ты сюда глянь.. моя 1ая реклама!!

http://www.jimnasicustoms.com/downloads/maximus_1024x768.jpg

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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:59:00 PM
 
Кстаи о Пепси. У меня есть друг - канадец. Так он в детстве считал что вся Америка против СССР борьба была из-за Пепси vs. Кока Кола потому что на всех переговорах которые показывали по телевизору у американцев стояла Кока Кола, а у русских Пепси. Я никогда не обращал внимания, но подумав понял что он прав :)))
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 1:59:00 PM
 
тьфу, страшная кобыла, на такую только у североамериканского голодного реднека "*&*&."
though exquisiteness pertains to refined people of taste that oh so often tend to be european ;p
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:00:00 PM
 
Фофк,
ААА
супер-история.
кста, Пепси просто sponsors the dark side in case that side wins
plus it just could be an old masonic conspiracy to keep people scared and in line, that way they pay more taxes ;p

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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:04:00 PM
 
The Autonomous Commie (Коми) Republic, which is part of the Russian Federation, is situated in the far northwest of Europe, and spreads up to the Arctic part of the Ural Mountains. It's crossed by 9 northern parallels. Ten fair-sized European states could be placed on its territory. Besides indigenous residents (that is, the Commie people), there are also Russians, Ukranians, Nenetzes, Tchubashis, and Tartars.

And now, let's go back into history a little bit. (CLICK)
A boil lying on skins behind our backs was turning the knobs of a small transistor radio.
(".....making efforts to use radios as vehicles of the
psychological warfare. A subversive....")
And the tent was suddenly filled with an announcer's voice speaking Коми

(Jane Jane Jane....)
Then, with music from Moscow, followed by English and French speech. ("The recording was made at the Moscow Theatre of Musical Miniatures.") Now, back to modern times.

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. AT THE RECOMMENDATION OF THE INTERNATIONAL TIME BUREAU, COMMENCING AT TWENTY-THREE (23) HOURS, FIFTY-NINE (59) MINUTES, SIXTY (60) SECONDS UTC, AN EXTRA SECOND WILL BE INSERTED INTO
THE NBS TIME SCALE. THIS ADJUSTMENT IS REQUIRED TO MAINTAIN INTERNATIONALLY COORDINATED UNIVERSAL TIME AS BROADCAST FROM THESE STATIONS, IN CLOSE
AGGREEMENT WITH UT1, OR ASTRONOMICAL TIME.
("WA6ODB....with...a question....")
"and, uh ..."
"Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?"
"and about power ..."
"d'you kn--"
"we got so much power now ..."
"Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?"
"we got so much power now, that's ridiculous."
"d'you kn-- do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?"
"power, and all that, that's power, we got so much power, that's
ridiculous."
"We have--"
"power, power, power, power, power, power now, it's ridiculous. We
got so much power now ..."
"Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?"
"It's not even funny."
"D'you--"
"That's ridiculous."
"Do you know how many--"
"It'
s not even funny."
"D'you kn--"
"That's ridiculous."
"Do you know how many--"
"That's, that's ridiculous."
"Do you know how many time--"
"That's ridiculous. It's not even funny."
"D'you--"
"It's not even funny."
"D--"
"It's not even funny."
"Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?"
"It's not even funny.
How many time zones?"
"Yeah. We have, we have four in this country, right?"
(Hello?)
"How many time zones?"
"Yeah."
(Hello? Yes.)
"1, 2, 3 ..."
"Four in this country, right?"
"Uh, yessir."
"Mm hm."
"Uh, four ... 1, 2, 3 ... yessir."
"Right."
"1, 2, 3 ... yessir."
"Mm hm."
("....radio station, Radio Moscow")
"Uh, four ... time zones?"
"Yeah. We have four in this country, right?"
"Uh, nosir."
"We have, we have--"
"Uh, yessir."
"Mm hm."
"And, uh ..."
"Do you know how many time zones they have?"
"Uh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. It's not even funny."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. Well, that's what we can do. We can go anywhere, because
we live here, we--"
"Yeah, but--"
"--anywhere else."
"But, not only, not only the right of free travel, I'm saying...eleven."
"Eleven. 1, 2, 3 ... yessir."
"Mm hm. Eleven."
"Eleve
n."
"That's how big they are."
"Yeah. Yeah. Eleven."
(What happened to my call?)
"That's how big they are."
"Yeah. Yeah. I, I can believe that, I'm a firm believer in that."
"Alright."
"1, 2, 3 ... uh, four ... yessir. 1, 2 ... yessir. Yessir."
"Mm hm."
(....Radio Moscow, 215 2101)
"The Soviet Union's the whole half side of the world."
"Yeah."
"And w
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:05:00 PM
 
Тор: я про Байк, а ты всегда на баб ...

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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:06:00 PM
 
СМ, слышь, ты кончай, у нас был один чудак, отомстил за байк и рухнула великая российская империя!
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:06:00 PM
 
кто? Тимур и его комманда?

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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:07:00 PM
 
АААААААААААААААААА
Фофочка!!!
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:10:00 PM
 
кстати...

вот Прайд Канадской Алимпияды


ATHENS, Greece – A tutu-clad Canadian who jumped into the Olympic diving pool after a competition was convicted Wednesday of interrupting the games and sentenced to five months in jail. He was released pending an appeal.


Advertisement

Ron Bensimhon, 31, of Montreal, jumped off the 3-meter springboard at the diving venue Monday night wearing a blue tutu and white tights with polka dots.

"I didn't think what I did was so serious. I won't do it again," he told the judge.

Bensimhon had what looked like an advertisement for an Internet casino written across his chest but denied staging the stunt for money. He told the court he wanted to honor legendary Greek marathon runner Spyros Louis, who won gold in the first modern Olympics in 1896.

The incident prompted organizers to tighten security at Olympic venues with police officers dressed as volunteers.

In March, Bensimhon disrupted the world figure skating championships in Dortmund, Germany, when he skated onto the ice and donned a tutu as defending champion Michelle Kwan was about to perform. Painted on his chest was the name of a Web site.

After that event, Bensimhon was almost immediately released because his infraction was deemed only disorderly conduct and not an offense meriting arrest.



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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:11:00 PM
 
dude, it's like two days in the news, do I have to read this on forum as well... spare me..

p.s. watched olympics till 4 am yesterday guess how many sportscentres i've watched ?
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:11:00 PM
 
Вечно я в чем то виноват :)))
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:12:00 PM
 
фофк, это ты ф децтфе и in da family ;p

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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:12:00 PM
 
Тор: i dont make the news, i just copy paste it.. all your complains should go to media that they are reporting it before i get around to do it

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Она не Венера, но чтото в ней Венерическое есть...
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:15:00 PM
 
dude, lol, what an argument, I love it, it's like people don't kill people, guns do =))))
like i just POSTED IT HERE as it is MY JOB
LMAO =)))
You are a real prince, you know that ? =)
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:16:00 PM
 
thank u, mi amigo

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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:17:00 PM
 
pas de problème, mon ami =)
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Posted on Wednesday, August 18, 2004 2:40:00 PM
 
Why can't Greeks play Hockey?
Because everytime they go into a
corner they open a restaurant!


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10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls

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A hockey puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players hit when they are not hitting each other.

Hockey is definitely too tough. I mean, what other sport has a coroner.

I've created an invention that will revolutionize hockey and make it the wildest game on earth. It's a clear Lucite puck.

I think hockey is a great game. Of course, I have a son who's a dentist.

In hockey you take a stick and hit either the puck or anyone who has touched the puck.

I knew that it was going to be a wild game when a fight broke out in the middle of the National Anthem.

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lol

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists,breaking the dogs neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident,and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" hecontinued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either for the Leafs or Jays fan."What team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet.



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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 11:47:00 AM
 
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 11:52:00 AM
 
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 11:59:00 AM
 
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Posted on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 12:21:00 PM
 


Edited by - SCorpio_ on 8/25/2004 12:21:35 PM
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Posted on Monday, September 20, 2004 7:52:00 PM
 
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Its like deja vu all over again.
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Posted on Monday, September 20, 2004 8:02:00 PM
 
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Its like deja vu all over again.
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Posted on Monday, September 20, 2004 8:14:00 PM
 
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Its like deja vu all over again.
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Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 11:57:00 AM
 
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Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!
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Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 12:03:00 PM
 
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Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!
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Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 12:05:00 PM
 
http://www.kickyouintheeye.com/psa.htm

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Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!
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Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 12:43:00 PM
 
dude,
those french-bashing posters are ancient...
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Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 12:45:00 PM
 
Торыч,
выди на связь... ты щас учишся?

я седна кстати на интервью был с утреца
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Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 12:51:00 PM
 
вурдалак, айсикью2гоу не пашет, нах =((

звони на мобилу через 10 мин
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Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 12:52:00 PM
 
ок
в 13 00 ждите звонка :о)))))))
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Posted on Monday, March 21, 2005 5:28:00 PM
 
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Posted on Tuesday, April 5, 2005 10:31:00 AM
 
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Это вам не это...
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Posted on Tuesday, September 6, 2005 3:42:00 PM
 
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I am losing my insanity...
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Posted on Tuesday, September 6, 2005 3:52:00 PM
 
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Posted on Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:56:00 PM
 
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