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Joined: 7/25/2001
Posts: 1
Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 1:46:00 AM
 
Здесь у вас редко бывает что-то серьезное
Поэтому я решил поделиться тем, что получил месяц назад.

Subject: Privet is Chicagi


The Russian/English translation is pretty inventive...
Po reke plyvet topor
iz sela Chugueva,
Nu i pust’ sebe plyvet
jelezyaka hueva...

Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron!!!
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Menya devki s soboi zvali,
a Ya s nimi ne poshel -
Pidjachishko na mne rvanyi
i huishko nebol’shoi.

Girls have called me to the party -
I decided not to come,
It’s because my clothes are ugly
and my dick’s a tiny one.
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Ya lejala s Kolen’koi
sovershenno golen’koi,
Potomu chto dlya krasy
Ya snyala s sebya trusy.

I was sleeping with my honey
absolutely naked,
I have taken off my panties
just to make a statement.
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I like this one:

Prihodi, Marusya, s gusem.
Poebemsya i zakusim.

Hey, Maria, bring the duck.
We’ll eat it and we’ll fuck.
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Joined: 6/9/2001
Posts: 34
Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 2:00:00 AM
 
Spasibo, starik!
Classno!
Joined: 5/3/2001
Posts: 808
Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 11:42:00 AM
 
Eto prpsto genialno....
diko protashilsia ot perevodov na english
IT'S FUCKING GOOD !!!
A vot ia nedavno na stenke sortira kakogo-to puba takie chudnie stihi
prochel...nu prosto Shakespeare:

SOME COME HERE TO SIT AND THINK
SOME COME HERE TO SHIT AND STINK
I'VE COME HERE TO SCRATCH MY BALLS
AND WRITE THIS BULLSHIT ON THE WALLS
Joined: 7/9/2001
Posts: 2002
Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2001 12:04:00 PM
 
A tot kto tebe eto prislal sluchaino ne v Allstate v Chicago rabotaet ?
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