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Joined: 3/2/2003
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Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:06:00 PM
 
Anekdot (ne dajte emu opustitsa )))))))))


Novij russkij prihodit domoj, zvonit v dver' a ego gena s lubovnikom ... i govorit emu pritvaris robotom ... mug zahodit i sprashivaet chto eto? ona otvechaet chto dlja udobstva robota kupila kotorij umeet delat' vse !!!!! Mug govorit na tebe deneg shodi v magzin kupi VODKI !!!!))))))))
ona uhodit , a mug govorit prinesi mne soka .... tot uhodit kuhnu prinosit sok , mug vdrug zahotel SEX , i govorit nagnis' , tot naginaetsa i ot straha sgimaetsa , mug(novij russkij) i tak i edak pitaetsa nikak ne poluchaetsa i govorit :
"sejchas pojdu v garag prinrsu drel' i zdelau dirochku pobolshe " , na chto robot otvechaet : "CHELOVEK NE SPESHI , POPROBUJ ESCHE RAZ"


SKORO NAUCHUS PISAT PO RUSSKI)))))))))))
Joined: 10/17/2003
Posts: 1160
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:25:00 PM
 
третий класс, вторая четверть. причем ахтунг!
Joined: 3/11/2002
Posts: 352
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:28:00 PM
 
Ti chto? Kak ot takoi gadosti mozhno oulibnutsia??????
Eto ne smeshno...
Kakaia chuzh.

Ia to ulibalas'... a ti teper' me ulibku isportil so svoim uzhasnim anekdotom!
Joined: 4/30/2004
Posts: 309
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:33:00 PM
 
Лучше читай дальше, бля!
Joined: 3/2/2003
Posts: 3500
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:35:00 PM
 
smeshnie vi ))))))) v Odesse vse smejalis , a hotite vi ili net imenno tut umor klassom vishe )))))))))
Joined: 3/11/2002
Posts: 352
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:41:00 PM
 
Vulgarnost' - eto ne smeshno.
A esli v Odesse smeialis, to - ih ochen zhalko.

Impurity should not invoke laughter.
When something is considered funny, it is in a way legitimized, and accepted as normal - even 'all-right'... something that is very dangerous in this case.
Joined: 3/2/2003
Posts: 3500
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:45:00 PM
 
krasavitsa
schastja tebe i.... perstupi vulgarnost (gomiki toge ludi)
Joined: 3/11/2002
Posts: 352
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:56:00 PM
 
Demon, spasibo.

...a ia ne ob etom... voobshe, I was referrring to all types of sexually explicit/adulterous jokes.
Joined: 3/2/2003
Posts: 3500
Posted on Friday, July 2, 2004 8:59:00 PM
 
Krasavitza
ti ochen pravilno nas tuda opredelila.... vot tolko kogda vi nachenaete bolet i na steni lezt umnij doctor vam skaget ebatsa nado dorogaja moja .... a potom rabota i tage hujnja
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