15 fun things to do at Wal-Mart:
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] ] ]1. Pick up condom packages & randomly put them in people's carts
]when they aren't looking.
] ] ]
] ] ]2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
]intervals.
] ] ]
] ] ]3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
] ] ]
] ] ]4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
]"Code 3 in houseware's", ... and see what happens.
] ] ]
] ] ]5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on
]lay away.
] ] ]
] ] ]6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
] ] ]
] ] ]7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
]you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
]department.
] ] ]
] ] ]8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
]"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
] ] ]
] ] ]9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror
] ] ]while
]you pick your nose.
] ] ]
] ] ]10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if
]he knows where the anti-depressants are.
] ] ]
] ] ]11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
]theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
] ] ]
] ] ]12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using
]different size funnels.
] ] ]
] ] ]13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say
]"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!"
] ] ]
] ] ]14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the
] ] ]fetal position and scream "NO! It's those voices again."
] ] ]
]... and last (but not least)...
] ] ]
] ] ]15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loud:
]"Hey ... we're out of toilet paper in here!"
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