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Joined: 10/8/2003
Posts: 45
Posted on Friday, December 26, 2003 1:16:00 PM
 
Holiday Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all...and a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2003, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
society have helped make Canada great (not to imply that Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country, and without regard to the
race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
orientation of the wishee.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year,
or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
"Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered,
limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances,
or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community,
group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no
reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration
to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the
wisher to or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from
the implementation or non-implementation of same.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.

Happy Holidays!

(Best Wishes Not Valid in Quebec)

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