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Joined: 6/13/2003
Posts: 643
Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 1:53:00 PM
 
Why do we only have parties for each other when one of us gets married, is pregnant, or retires?

What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and travelling girls?

Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!

TO MY GIRLFRIENDS!

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.



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"And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."
Joined: 3/5/2002
Posts: 19784
Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 1:55:00 PM
 
Старо как мир.

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...А мультипликационные деффки все равно круче настоящих...
Joined: 2/20/2003
Posts: 4337
Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 1:56:00 PM
 
Metal_Fly
значит надо повторять как мантру!!
ежедневно!!
Joined: 6/12/2003
Posts: 82
Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 2:53:00 PM
 
Старо, но зато как правдиво ... ха ха ха ха ха ...

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Мужчины не за бывайте, от вашей любимой и милой женщины-лапочки до безжалостной и холодной чертовки всего один шаг ...
Joined: 2/24/2003
Posts: 2287
Posted on Friday, June 13, 2003 4:51:00 PM
 
хочу лапочку и не хочу безжалостную и холодную чертовку
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