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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 10:16:00 AM
 
The Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men and Women

WOMEN:

10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing)

MEN:

10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)

...and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)

1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)



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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 10:36:00 AM
 
Vot eshe jenskije otmzi.

You're too good for me...
Don't take me serios..
I'm not ready for anything serios yet.
I like you as a friend.
I don't wanna cheat on me boyfriend.

I hit sezona.

I felt in love with someone esle but I really wanna be your friend.
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 10:38:00 AM
 
How old *yawn*

пепси, старо как свет... ;П
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 11:06:00 AM
 
Тор, извиняюсь что навеяла на Вас скуку.
Я это в первый раз увидела и мне очень понравилось.

Указывание на то что это старо очень занудно


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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 11:15:00 AM
 
Пепси, да ладно тебе, всё пучком =) Только на Вы ко мне не обращайся, что за буржуйские замашки =)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 11:29:00 AM
 
Никаких буржуйских замашек, просто чуть-чуть по-стервозничала



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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 12:11:00 PM
 
ути - пути, Пепси, постила, старалась
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 12:57:00 PM
 
Ути-пути, андромеда проснулась

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:20:00 PM
 
не ути-пути, а уси-пусси
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:21:00 PM
 
ето в Молдавии уси - пуси;)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:22:00 PM
 
прям как в Сайнфилде : май шмуупи =)))

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:22:00 PM
 
да нет такие в торонто тоже водятся, Вероничка

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:25:00 PM
 
я смотрю - большои опыт, Сереженька
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:27:00 PM
 
ну да! прям хью-ю-юдж!
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:33:00 PM
 
вот и я о том же
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:37:00 PM
 
Хватит бранится, а то сейчас по углам расставлю!

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:38:00 PM
 
он первыи начал! [:p]
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:39:00 PM
 
типа расставлю и...от..имею?
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:40:00 PM
 


Edited by - Thor on 6/5/2003 1:40:43 PM
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:40:00 PM
 
Ну тогда он ещё и оплеуху получит!

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:40:00 PM
 
поздо Торыч, уже закомпосировали
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:41:00 PM
 
Thor, да ты что, господь с тобои! сплюнь через плечо;)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:42:00 PM
 
Оямыч, прав, батенька, здесь нельзя колебацца =)

В. лол, я не до конца вьехал в вашу беседу, а перечитав стёр =)
невермаинд, в общем =)))
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:42:00 PM
 
Двоеженство карается по закону в Канаде, так что женить (при всём желании В и С) не сможем. :)

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:44:00 PM
 
Пепси, так я ж подкалывал, есно не сможем =)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:46:00 PM
 
Тор, а я типа серьёзно :)

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:50:00 PM
 
Thor, какая там беседа, гон спозаранку и всего:)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:54:00 PM
 
Пепси, ну... дЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫк ;п

В. ага, у вас спозоранку, а у нас уже послеобеденный перерыв =))) На работе с 10:30, не поверишь, но я авно так рано на работу не приходил =)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 1:58:00 PM
 
Thor, я сегодня хорошо выспалась, каждыи день на ногах с 6, эт тебе не 10:30:)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 2:03:00 PM
 
Тор, 10:30 рано? Мне б в такую "рань" на работу приходить, ой как бы я жаловалась

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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 2:05:00 PM
 
В,6 эт брутально =))) у тебя раб. дни чередуюцца ?

пепси, =)

Edited by - Thor on 6/5/2003 2:06:11 PM
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 2:14:00 PM
 
почти нет, очень редко, я как курица, с рассветом на ногах:)
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Posted on Thursday, June 5, 2003 2:16:00 PM
 
ну если тебе самой нравицца, то всё пучком. а если нет, то что ж тут поделаешь. работа не волк, сколько не корми всё равно в лес смотрит =)))
профешнл бёдэн соу ту спик зэн =)
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