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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 8:52:00 AM
 
Если бы вам предложили бы небольшую страну из сущ. стран 3-его мира, и деньги на раскрутку, какую страну выбрали бы, почему и какие первые вещи изменили бы?

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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 9:13:00 AM
 
New Zealand and nothing to change
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 9:16:00 AM
 
Россию, и всех к стенке.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 9:20:00 AM
 
HEHE
зубами к стенке
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 9:45:00 AM
 
Cuba

Here is what you do:

1. Ban communists/socialists from holding any government position for at least ten years .
2. Bring in the Cuban Americans (80% of whom are Republicans) to run the island.
3. Institute the contsitutional republic with bi-cameral legislature and the office of President (limited to two three-year terms).
4. Privatize most of the government owned enterprises while lowering the tax rate and cutting the social spending.
5. I gurantee that the unemployment rate in Florida will double in three months after my four point policy described above is implemented.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 9:54:00 AM
 
Мексика или Житомир
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 9:54:00 AM
 
And how do you plan making money? Except of privatizing gov't held structures ???
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:02:00 AM
 
Ракун, взятки брать, да и все;)
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:12:00 AM
 
Dude,

Making money is an easy part, removing the commies from power positions is much tougher. Anyway, I alluded to Florida in my earlier post.

Below are some easy ways:

1. Tourism and entertainment.
2. Retirement communities.
3. Off shore financial services.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:19:00 AM
 
Prince of Silence - agree, though tourism is already their biggest economical factor, so is some offshore financial services - its one of the best places to have an offshore account to channel money through. Retirement community though? I wouldn't want to spend my last years surrounded by dirty cubans (..thats why I wouldn't retire in Florida either) .
Tourism is easy to promote, especially when Commies are removed, because you have US to open doors for tourism, but in case of another 9-11 or war, god forbid.. the economy is going to plunge simply because the stupid North Americans scared of flying.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:24:00 AM
 
Prince, I strongly recommend you concentrate your energies on a more practical pursuit. Besides, such strong partisanship is known to blunt your judgment and lead to disappointment.

Look what happened to Newt Gingrich.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:35:00 AM
 
In order to be able to create a perfect state humans have to change their essence -- the human nature has to change. It must be all about giving and sharing vs. taking and killing. Obviously their is no evolution in human realm , so lets read about utopia and keep dreaming.

Life is a bitch and then you die. Life is a bitch and then you marry one.What do you prefer ?
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:35:00 AM
 
In order to be able to create a perfect state humans have to change their essence -- the human nature has to change. It must be all about giving and sharing vs. taking and killing. Obviously their is no evolution in human realm , so lets read about utopia and keep dreaming.

Life is a bitch and then you die. Life is a bitch and then you marry one.What do you prefer ?
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:38:00 AM
 
Mashka, I agree with you but I prefer personal action to dreaming unless dreaming is a form of self-improvement.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:45:00 AM
 
Right on brother , Bulatych ! We must act, otherwise we'll go crazy and the state of things will degrade, but we are still allowed to dream, right ?
Dream after a hard day at work, dream while with your bestest friends, dream and live that utopia at least for a second or two.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:50:00 AM
 
I am trying to do exactly that, Mashka. Among other things.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:56:00 AM
 
Evil,

Again, you're missing my point. I am talking about the communities with ocean front access. California and Florida are full of Mexicans, but that doesn't mean that you have to live among them.
If you're a retiree, all you want to do is enjoy the ocean breeze and play some golf. Since Cuba is an island, there is no problem with the ocean access. What's the issue, build some golf courses. There you go, weekend golf get-aways is another opportunity. I will fly to Cuba for a couple rounds of golf if it's cheaper than South Carolina or Florida.
It's time to roll the sleeves and make some dough...
I love capitalism.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:56:00 AM
 
Russia, Mexico and New Zealand r not 3rd world countries at first place.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 10:59:00 AM
 
Cuba isn't either :)
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:04:00 AM
 
New Zealand is not, Mexico is a rathole (except of a couple of vacation spots, and some parts of Russia I would say are 4th w/c

Prince: amen to that.

I'd take Cuba and turn it into a prison (Alcatrazz 2). Would make a lot of money this way.. other countries wouldnt have to worry about the taxpayers money on the upkeep and costs. To make money on the side I would get rich white folks that have nothing to do to manhunt (a lot of money in that), and shoot my own Survival reality show.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:09:00 AM
 
Mexico is a rathole

That's not the definition of 3rd world country.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:09:00 AM
 
Xe xe xe. Good one. And they already have highly trained police, so you will save some money there.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:11:00 AM
 
That would be one hell of a prison. I'll bet you that half of the world's population wouldn't mind going there. Gee, just imagine working out all year long, never mind the prison guards. Not a bad idea at all.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:27:00 AM
 
Prince, G.O.P! ALL THE WAY!
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:32:00 AM
 
NSK!
neue slowenische kunst
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:38:00 AM
 
Hyper, then why not N.S.D.A.P.
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:43:00 AM
 
RATHOLE

n 1: a hole (as in the wall of a building) made by rats 2: a small dirty uncomfortable room 3: Mexico


Source: WordNet ® 1.6, © 2003 Princeton University



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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:45:00 AM
 
Thor,

We win votes one a time.

P.S. It's awesome to see our ranks grow. Admiral and Evil are great guys.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 11:50:00 AM
 
Prince, absolutely.
I'm a bit upset that a Tory got that fed. by-election in Stratford, why on eath people in On vote these liberals/tories in ?
Anyway, true - take it one at a time

I know Admiral is, though never met Racoon yet, it does seem he's got a decent demeanor to himself as well =)
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:19:00 PM
 
I'd take Cuba and turn it into a prison (Alcatrazz 2). Would make a lot of money this way.. other countries wouldnt have to worry about the taxpayers money on the upkeep and costs. To make money on the side I would get rich white folks that have nothing to do to manhunt (a lot of money in that), and shoot my own Survival reality show

This sounds scary... Man, are you sure you are a capitalist ? Capitalism, after all, implies a healthy competition, not a dictatorship opportunism...
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:22:00 PM
 
Capitalism, after all, implies a healthy competition

Thor, I am afraid that statement is completely false. Unchecked capitalism results in monopoly, that's why the most capitalist country in the world has an anti-trust agency.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:25:00 PM
 
Вместо эпиграфа: И будет такая Куба, одна сплошная Гавана.
1. Установление режима военной диктатуры.
2. Обналичивение чеков за лиз Гуантанамо
3. Восстановление и модернизация инфраструктуры.
4 Денационализация промышленности
5. Аграрная реформа
6. Административная реформа
7. Свободные парламентские выборы

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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 12:40:00 PM
 
Thor -

Its not about dictatorship, its a small business :)
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:11:00 PM
 
Coon,
dude, for a healthy-functioning capitalism there has to be a legally enforced system with set of capitalism-friendly rules. Capitalism is all about unfairness but with a fair chance each given.
That was my point. That is why there are laws to CHECK and BALANCE the system periodically refreshing the "scene."
Monopolies are natural to the capitalistic system, but laws are made for protection of the society, business and competition so no one is heavily favored (though we know the ones aren't favored are in the middle, division of power, money and influence long taken place and are intimidated on a min. level)
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:24:00 PM
 
Я бы выбрал купить маленький остров на Гаваях и объявить там независимость..

Также объявил бы лигалайз и оффшор, построил бы кучу клубов и казино, а Хайперлайта сделал бы министром серфинга и ехтремальных видов спорта

Ах..да..забыл и монеты бы выпустил со своей мордой ; )))
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:39:00 PM
 
Это мы можем!
а всяких там негров , арабов, иранцев и подобных выселить нафиг
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:41:00 PM
 
Хайпер, не, пусть пашут на золотых рудниках, пользу обществу приносят.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:45:00 PM
 
Thor:
1st of all - the only Cubans left in Cuba are Castro's people, their families, political prisoners and servicemen of the resorts. If you overthrow Commies and shut down the resorts, the rest will flee to Florida anyway... :)

You set up territorial parameters, define the space you going to use is in fact for a huge maximum security prison. Other people are going to work as guards, prison service people, and others who will be supporting the who prison staff. (create jobs)

Getting prisoners from other coutries for a fee (Outsourcing) will save money to coutries like US, Canada and other countries that overpay for having people incarsarated. In Cuba - the space doesn't cost you (it is your "own") and the wages are going to be much lower than the same job description would get in US. Thus, the business would be profitable - because there is supply (enough sick [email protected] around, and demand (saving money and keeping them away from "civilization")
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:45:00 PM
 
Thor: yeah, чернорабочие :)
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:49:00 PM
 
Да да....

А также со страшных девок брать пошлины, а красивым - давать дотации : ))) Фригидных - на электрический стул : ))

Тест на гражданство включал бы в себя:

1. Умение закрутить, взорвать и улететь.
2. Умение катадзе на доске (любой)
3. Умение отжигать и колбасится
4. А также персональные рекомендации

Далее ввели бы свою полицИю (с емблеммой ганджубаса на рукаве) они бы отлавливали всех трэзвенников, язвенников и агентов вражеской разведки.

Такие дела
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:52:00 PM
 
Такая страна есть уже КАМерун
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 1:54:00 PM
 
А также КАМбоджия и КАМорские острова : ))))

и КАМпучия еще : )

Edited by - Kam on 5/15/2003 1:58:18 PM
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:03:00 PM
 
KAMchatka
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:04:00 PM
 
Coon, damn, you painted a grim picture...


Edited by - Thor on 5/15/2003 2:04:16 PM
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:14:00 PM
 
Thor- at the same time I'll be cruising the Pasific on a cruise ship full of horny young women. You can join.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:20:00 PM
 
Кам,
когда на остров летим (улетаем)?
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 2:26:00 PM
 
Coon, might as well, why not, right ? =)))
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 3:11:00 PM
 
Hehehehe

Кам не успел получить остров, к нему уже гости на халяву рвутся.

Thor - накопим бабок на тюрме и купим Сенаторс или Баффало Сейберс...
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 3:16:00 PM
 
Баффоло, передвинем в Норс Йорк и замутим N.Y. Cossacks и КС замутим назло фанатам Листьев =)
Сенаторов уже Мельник купил.
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 3:54:00 PM
 
Норц ёрк козакс :)))

значит нам нужен Коля Антропов и Женя Набоков :) Казахи .. но тупие канадцы разницу не знают
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 4:15:00 PM
 
Ну что, миллионеры? Там за углом корова обосралась, пойдите, горяченького поклюйте!
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Posted on Thursday, May 15, 2003 4:55:00 PM
 
Охальник - а негры на фига ?? пускай негры таскают
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