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Joined: 1/30/2003
Posts: 2319
Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 8:14:00 AM
 
HU'S ON FIRST


(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Joined: 1/30/2003
Posts: 22206
Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 8:17:00 AM
 
Буш приехал из Испании и говорит.....
Вы не поверите!!!!! там ве говорят по мексикански!!!!!!!!
Joined: 12/27/1968
Posts: 5073
Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 8:27:00 AM
 
есть у нас грузин по фамилии Горидзе, а зовут его Авас. И есть доцент. Тупой...
Joined: 11/11/2002
Posts: 2483
Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 9:14:00 AM
 
=)))

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Joined: 11/20/2002
Posts: 292
Posted on Wednesday, March 26, 2003 9:35:00 AM
 
U mojego znakomogo v Souje bil znakomij po familii Mochabeli.
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